What to do when you can't sleep.

Or you're really, really bored. Or nothing is happening over on Facebook, and you are such a miserable couch potato you just can't walk away from the computer.

Go to blueservo.com, sign up to be a cyber border vigilante (it's free), pick one of a dozen or so cameras watching the Texas border and get ready to e-mail Governor Perry the instant you see some illegal alien wading toward the promised land.

I'm serious. The controversial remote cameras that are trained on the Texas-Mexico border are streamed to the web and you can join up with more than 40,000 fellow Virtual Texas Deputies^SM to keep an eye on things.

To date, as many as four (4) instances of illegal entries have been thwarted with the help of on-line watchers. You can make it 5.

Me, I'm saving my watching time for after March Madness when there is absolutely nothing of interest on ESPN.