Serve Out

Well, with the heat, things spoil pretty quickly around here. Better to get them out and serve them up.

Another reason I'm avoiding Twitter

Some serious lightning!

Though you don't think so, this is really flat on the ground.
Use the trees on the "globe" to gain perspective.

The first riding lawn mower?

Okay. I did that. Now what?

What are the chances of a good night's sleep?

No. It's a balloon animal.

Beach sand.

Nervous bladder?

New Texas rain guage

Not ride that roller coaster!

 I'm told that this is an NES Nintendo game controller.
I'm not going to touch that.

How to fix anything

If this is the photo for this family's Christmas card, we are NOT exchanging gifts this year!