A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you 're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you 're done you 'll have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year-old husband?
A: Tell him you 're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60-plus year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don 't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for folks over 60 to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year-olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ?
A: Nudity
Q: What is the most common remark made by those over 60 when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
A: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
A: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Q: What do retirees call a long lunch?
A: Normal.
Q: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
A: Tied shoes.
A: Tied shoes.
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