Monday, December 30, 2013

Monday Meanderings - 12.30.2013

On this very next to the last day of 2013, I send you wishes for a happy and prosperous New Year. For us, 2013 was a very good year; I hope it was for you as well.

We even put up Christmas decorations this year. Did too! Here's our tree:
Well, yes, it is only about 3 feet tall. We are all about minimalism this year.

But that's not all! We even put up outside lights this year. The neighbors came over and checked to see if a new family had moved in unnoticed.

We had the entire family here for a few days - always fun, always a challenge to get the 10 of us seated and fed and to find beds enough and to have charging stations enough. It was a great time for us.

You may not have noticed, but finding places that sell photographic film is difficult these days. Even more so is finding places that develop photographic film. You do remember film, don't you? Log this under #stillownqualityfilmcamera.

This was also the year for our quadrennial visit to the movie theater. We saw the 2nd Hobbit movie (we had purchased the DVD for the 1st one). No spoilers here, but never mind about the book. 

Our kids travel long distances to get here, and at this time of the year it sometimes is a problem. Check out this series of text messages from our California kids:














Travel by auto is often no better. Here's a text from our West Texas kids:

Barb and I were blessed by the presence of our family this year. Even more so knowing some of the travel trials and tribulations they endured. Thank you.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

From our house to yours...

God bless the master of this house, and the mistress also
And all the little children that round your table grow.
The cattle in your stable and the dog by your front door
And all that dwell within your gates
We wish you ten times more.

Soal, soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soal cake.
An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry,
Any good thing to make us all merry,
One for Peter, two for Paul, three for Him who made us all.

Go down into the cellar and see what you can find
If the barrels are not empty we hope you will be kind
We hope you will be kind with your apple and strawber’
For we’ll come no more a ’soalin’ till this time next year.

Soal, soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soal cake.
An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry,
Any good thing to make us all merry,
One for Peter, two for Paul, three for Him who made us all.

The streets are very dirty, my shoes are very thin.
I have a little pocket to put a penny in.
If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’ penny will do.
If you haven’t got a ha’ penny then God bless you.

Soal, soal, a soal cake, please good missus a soal cake.
An apple, a pear, a plum, a cherry,
Any good thing to make us all merry,
One for Peter, two for Paul, three for Him who made us all.





Monday, December 23, 2013

Monday Meanderings - 12.23.2013

No meandering today. Spending time with the family. I trust you are enjoying this time as well.

Bob

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Minnie's Remembrances - Stories from the Tree

A while back I wrote about the wandering adventures of my father's grandparents, and that one of the places they ended up was the community of White Salmon, in Klickitat County, Washington. This move was sort of a family affair - a number of relatives came from Texas to White Salmon about that time, among them grandmother Dora's parents and her sister, Minnie Elliott, my great grand aunt, then in her early twenty's. Many years later, Minnie wrote down her "remembrances" of that time.  Here are words, in her spelling (and punctuation).

     "Several people have ask me to write a sketch of experiences of the earley settlers of Klickitat Co Wash.   In the early 60's or even back in to the late 50's, there were some homesteaders coming into that county who settled first on the north slopes and valleys along the rolling Columbia river. A Mr. Joshlen and wife were the first to settle at White Salmon in Klickitat Co. At that time there were many uncivilized Indians lived there."

     "The Joshlans was run out three times from their home by the hostile Indians. The last time, was when they were told by friendly Indians that the hostiles were coming they crept through the bushes to the river, crossed to Hood River where lived 3 families, but a man and a 14 year old boy lived with them and worked for Mr. Joshlen, stayed to try to impress the hostiles that there were several men in the house, this one man on seeing the Indians riding to the bluff looking over the valley, he would dress in all the different suits of cloths on the place and walk about with them on."

     "Late in the day he and boy made a few sandwitches and put in their pockets, took the milk buckets on their arms, and walked out to the barn and milked the cows, while doing so they would hear Indians giving each other the information by their code in whistling, grunting, and hisses. Several arrows were shot in to the corral where they were. The men took the milk into the house, drank some and slipped out a side door that enabled them to conceal themselves by timber and reached the river to find that their extra boat had been stolen.

They crept up the river for several miles, hid themselves in the rocks where they could see miles down the river. Some time the third day they saw the little Mary coming up the river. They signaled the boat to stop for them and were taken to Hood River. The camouflaging of the different clothing was all in vain, the red men burned their house and cut their little orchard down."

      "Harry Jewett and wife were the first white people to settle on the bluff. They came there in 1874, and built log cabins on diffient places but later they concluded they wanted the place where the Indian chief Quemps was camped on the place chosen; so they gave him a sack of flour, several sacks of potatoes and other vegetables and $5 for to move to a little valley at the foot of the mountaint called Elephant Back; there he give him a life time home."

     "When the Jewetts had been there 41 years quite a number of the citizens gathered on their lawn to celebrate the day. Quemps second son Charley was invited to attend. He came and made a good talk which brought laughter, tears, and sobs from the Jewetts. When Charley speak of the trade said he was a little boy but when any body was good to them they never forgot it; said in his own words Jewett put his hand on my head told me how to talk Boston man talk he all time good to my old folks all time good to white folks too. Sometimes we wouldn't have any thing to eat but little fish, little camos roots, big snow on my ground father tell Jewett he all time give us little money some thing to eat.  I wish all time they have good time, and people be good to Jewett and wife."

     "Well does the writer remember the day we attended the funeral of the chef's wife, Lucie Quemps. she was buried on a hill over looking her home. When we arrived in the yard we could see between the roof and some tooley mats; the corpse, was laying on some matting covered with a blanket we saw only a small portion of her face and head there were three crimson feathers stuck in her hair. There were about 40 men women and big children, took part in dancing around the corpse beating three big drums, five tom toms, lots of bells were clattered as only cow bells can be clattered, the drums were of their make and was of horse hide. O what a noise."

     "Quemps, Yalep, Joshua and Jackob Hunt, all Indians, came to the Jewetts and ask them to ask the rest of the white people to meet them at a appointed place and ask God to make the Indians good and not kill white people any more. Yalop was spokesman appointed the place of meeting under a big pine tree it stood near the South East comer of the Congregation church which was started to be built in 1879 but wasn't finished till 1884. The pine tree was cut down about the year of 1910 by men whom where making roads. No doubt they knew nothing of it as a early place of worship by whites and Indians."

     "The first meeting was attended by Mr. Warner and wife, Mr. Joshlen and wife, Mr. Jewett and wife. A Mrs. Dr Simons of Vancouver who took a active part in helping to civilise the Indians,  there were 11 white people about 50 Indians sat or stood near the pine tree between 4 and 500 Indians gathered a little father a way on horse back or on foot; the homesteaders at first felt a little worried but was soon at ease, they had brought some food and handed it out, they sang talked, prayed most of the day."

     "Mrs. Warner had brought a melodian with them and played it while Mrs. Jewett led in singing O! I can now imagine I can hear that clear musical voice ring out through those lofty pines. Was said by Dr. Simons that Yalop dropped on his knees and chanted a prayer, said it could be seen from the expression of his face and tone of his vois that he was sincere as any prayer that she ever had heard from any one of any nationality. Those meeting were held at intervals until enough homesteaders came in to start building a church near the pine tree, where Yalop had ask God to let them build and to make the bad Indians quit killing white people. There were no more people killed in that county the church was built overlooking the rolling Columbia."

    "The first 9 years of the 30 years I lived there we meet the Sunday school surpentend Mr Warner each Sunday morning that the weather would permit us to, and have Sunday school and may be some minester would deliver a surman. I had the childrens class and had time to speak with the Indalns that some times came, and would give them some bright culerd cards we knew sevral of them were children and grand children of Jacob Hunt. I have a basket made of one peice of ceder bark that Hunt made; it was given in 1910 to me by his youngest daughter Susie, was made to carry huckel berries in, helt 2 1/2 galons. I always felt she gave it to me in apereachion of those sunday school cards that were given her 20 or more yers before."

     "In the summer of 1890 was the last trip for a little old indain woman to come in the neighborhood with her blankets on her back, am shure she was the oldest person any of us ever saw was said she was more than 100 years old, she knew the country well but couldn't speak any langueg except her owen. would pick up fruit on the Jewett ranch and dry it, get fish from the White Salmon river and dry them also, dry berries. It was said she belonged in the Yacama district, and it took her three months to make the round trip caring her blankets also carry her dryed food back home."

     "One Sunday morning just as we went to class at Sunday school she walked in blankets and all in frunt of the pulpit she stoped looked to the seeling and said Hi! Hi! Hi!! Apearently she thought she was making her words more forceabel she stamped one foot down on the fioor then laughed aloud he he he, turned and walked out. She was so bent over her packs lay on her back as on a horses back, she at all time while travling she carried a cammy root diger not more than two feet long made from a iron rod flatened at one end a stick on ther end like the handel of a orgor when she stoped would stick the sharp end in the ground and lean with bouth hands on the handel. On the following Monday she started home but never came back to White Salmon."

     "By the year of 1892, people had come in to the White Salmon district and taken up homesteads that those back 2 and 4 miles back concluded it was too far to walk down to the church by the pine tree. So on the 13 day of Jan 1892 we mett at Peter Groshong the father of Frank and A. B. Groshong now of White Salmon.

Each of us taken a picknick basketts The men walked up on the hill by the road there Mr. Groshong declared a spot of land on his homestead to build a log church, so they went to work cuting down trees, sawing off logs for the walls also sawing off shake blocks, making shakes to cover the church and nail over the cracks in side drove chinkings in the out side cracks. later in the week the door was mad and hung two windows put in and a few backles binches was made. A Mr. Hixan delivered the first serman in it. He was a wonderful man have been told he died at the age of 103 years old in the Yakima district."

 -- Minnie Elliott Purser


Monday, December 16, 2013

Monday Meanderings - 12.16.2013

Saturday we made the trek to Ft. Worth for the annual Cousin's Christmas. From our house to the Heritage church building, site of this year's get-together is 188 miles. It's a straight shot up IH-35; less than a mile of that entire journey is on streets other than the Interstate. And that's the problem.

IH-35 is P.U.C. Permanently Under Construction. The work location may move north or south, but none of it stays sans-barricades for long. At present,  the under-construction area is roughly 90 miles, stretching from Salado through Temple and Waco to Hillsboro. We regularly hear horror stories from friends about spending 6 or 8 hours on IH-35 on what should have been a 4 or 5 hour trip, so we were a bit nervous about the return trip in the late afternoon, when delays are more likely. We briefly considered an alternate route west of the Interstate that meanders through a number of smallish towns, but the lure of 188 known miles vs. 235 unknown miles was too great. Interstate it was.

Sure enough, approaching West, we saw miles of taillights ahead of us, cars going nowhere. We joined the queue and poked along for several miles until we finally crested a hill to find 3 State Police vehicles parked on the side of the roads, troopers casually chatting. No wrecked vehicles, no carnage, no wreckers. Nothing. And clear sailing from that point forward!

We encountered another back-up just before Round Rock. As we slowly crept along we came abreast of the newly-opened In-N-Out burger emporium. The line was out the door, and police were directing traffic in the parking lot. Just points out how many Californians now live in Texas.

We took a couple of names from the Angel Tree project at church. A boy and a girl, so of course we bought a truck and a doll. A motion-activated doll. "Wave your hands at me" proclaimed the package, and when you did so, the doll giggled. It also giggled when it was moved, so it giggled for the rest of the time we were shopping. And when we checked out. And during the trip home. And while it was being wrapped. That seemed to quiet the doll - until we set out for church Yesterday.

Sure enough, the totally wrapped, gift-bag enclosed doll began to giggle and continued to do so as we carried her into the building and dropped her off under the Angel Tree display, at which point we ran! She may still be giggling, for all we know.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

You have to be of a certain age...

This blog is intended for mature audiences only. Really mature. This came floating by in the flotsam and jetsam of the Internet and caught my attention - probably because I knew all the answers. How many do you remember?

01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was that masked man?" Someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this behind." What did he leave behind? ________________. 

02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S in early 1964, we all watched them on The ____ ___________ Show. 

03. 'Get your kicks __ _________ _____.'

04. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to ___________  ___ _____________.' 

05. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ___ ____ _____ ____.'

06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we 'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the '_____________.' 

07. Nestle's makes the very best ...._______________.' 

08. Satchmo was America's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was ________ ___________.

09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _________ ______.

10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named _________ __ _________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and ____ ________... ' 

11. Jimmy Durante's theme song was _______ _______ __ and he always ended his television show by saying, ' Good Night ____ _________ _________ ____ ____...'

12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW.  What other names did it go by? ____________ and _______________.  

13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.' This was a tribute to ________ ___________.  

14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it and called it   _______________. 

15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist.  It was called the _______ ________. 

16. Remember LS/MFT _____ _____/_____ _____ _____? 

17. Hey Kids! What time is it?   It's _____ ______ _____!

18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men?  The _______ Knows! 

 19. There was a song that came out in the 60's that was "a grave yard smash." Its name was the ______    ______! 

20. Alka Seltzer used a "boy with a tablet on his head" as its Logo/Representative. What was the boy's name? ________







 ANSWERS:
01. A silver bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent.
05. The Lion Sleeps Tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch
10. Freddy The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.'
11. Inka Dinka Doo and 'Mrs. Callabash, wherever you are.'
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hoola-hoop
16. Lucky Strike/Means Fine Tobacco
17. Howdy Doody Time
18. Shadow
19. Monster Mash
20. Speedy

Monday, December 9, 2013

Monday Meanderings - 12.9.2013

Have I mentioned that I don't care for freezing weather? It is cold here in Austin, dear hearts! How cold is it, you ask? Cold enough for us to skip going to Fran's for breakfast! Twice! Thankfully, we escaped the ice and freezing precipitation that has slammed our friends living just to the north of us.

The garage door opener chose this cold snap to quit working. Something is wrong with the safety sensors, so it will open, but not close unless you get out in the cold and close it manually, which sort of defeats the purpose of remote-controlled openers, don't you think? Too cold to work on it, so that just provides more incentive to stay indoors.

Speaking of Fran's, one morning when we were there (back when it was warmer) I watched a woman doing her Christmas shopping - at the claw machine. You know, the arcade game where you pay money to manipulate a mechanical claw over stuffed toys and animals, hoping to snag one. I don't know how much she spent, but she persisted until she snagged four plush toys, then she left happy, shopping done.

 The first of 3 Austin In-N-Out burger places opened this week. Interestingly, there was a lot less hoopla than I expected. There are so many good local choices now, it may be that Austin has become jaded, burger-wise.

Noticed last week on Facebook that our California grandsons were involved in a progressive dinner. That reminded me of an occasion when our son's youth group had a progressive dinner. Several hours after the expected conclusion of the event, Rob wasn't home, so Barb set out to find him. Driving over to one of the participant's homes, she saw a familiar-looking little white Honda and literally chased it down, honking and flashing her lights. The car stopped, and some total stranger sat and waited while a crazy white woman stormed up to the window, saw her mistake and quickly walked away!

Texas and Baylor met this weekend in the final game played in Lloyd Casey Stadium in Waco (next year the Bears will inaugurate a fancy new stadium adjacent to the Baylor campus). Someone wrote a letter to the paper, noting the passing of an era, and told about a game he attended at that stadium some 60 years ago.

At that time, Baylor would parade their bear mascot around the stadium track at halftime. On this occasion, when the bear passed Bevo, the steer got so riled he broke loose from his handlers and took off after the bear, which made a run for it and climbed up a nearby wooden light pole! They finally got Bevo corralled and led away, and sometime later the bear's handlers coaxed him down with a bottle of cola. Today's games are so dull.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Cars, Phones and Car Phones

My car has its own telephone number now. That makes 4 numbers total for just 2 people; land-line, 2 cells and the Highlander. I guess I'm fortunate though. I understand some folks cars email and text their owners.

Dear Driver: I noticed a little mud on the right rear quarter panel. You might want to take care of that, if you get my drift.  -- the Car

This car phone came with the On Star mirror I installed recently. Yes, you can get a standalone On Star mirror and install it in almost any non-GM vehicle, like a Toyota Highlander. It doesn't have all the bells and whistles of an OEM On Star, but it covers the basics, like calling for help with a flat tire, or needing gas. Or, heaven forbid, "Help, I've fallen into a ditch and I can't get out."

All that is well and good, but truthfully, I got the On Star so my kids can find us before we go up on the TXDOT Missing Elderly Signboards. "Yes, we have located the vehicle; it seems to be circling the ramps in a downtown parking garage. Would you like me to put you through to that number?"

Actually, this is not the first time we have had a phone installed in a car. Way back in 1971, when I bought the Buick Electra from co-worker Wyman Wilkerson, it had a mobile phone in it.  Wyman didn't like to drive and talk on the phone at the same time, so if we ever got a call from him in his car we knew he was parked in the lot outside the office. We kept the phone (and used it) until the end of the billing period, when Wyman had it removed.

Actually mobile phones in automobiles have been around since 1946! Our next-door neighbor had one in the early '50s - some 60 years ago! He worked in the oil fields and was on call a lot, so it was not unusual for him to get a call on his phone in the middle of the night. At that time, if the car phone rang, the car horn would honk. And continue honking until he came out and answered the phone. Why, yes, we were glad to see him move elsewhere, now that you ask.

The phone installed in the neighbor's truck had about 80 pounds of equipment, a full-size handset and a honkin' antenna. The phone in the Buick Electra had a small box in the trunk, a smaller handset and a normal looking antenna. The phone in the Toyota is hidden inside a rear-view mirror, is hands-free and has no external antenna. And no, it doesn't honk the horn. Instead, the blond GPS lady says, "You have a call from..."

And then she says, "Recalculating."

Monday, December 2, 2013

Monday Meanderings - 12.2.2013

You may now call me the Waffle King! Yes, it's true! You may recall that I have a long history of disastrous waffle-making. Just could not master the art. But all that has changed since I purchased the new Jumbo Waffle-Matic 9000. Yes, I just pour the waffle juice onto the iron, close it, flip it over and in mere minutes out comes a fluffy, golden, Belgian Waffle that DOES NOT STICK TO THE IRON! Technology is such a wonderful thing.

Managed to successfully avoid the crowds over the gray Thursday, black Friday and small-business Saturday. That's not hard to do if you stay home and watch football. Saved thousands! True, we had to adjust our normal shopping day, but that was no biggy.

I noticed a marked up-swing in attendance at Silver's Gym on Friday and Saturday. A lot of penance going on there. Thankfully, I personally did not feel the need to repent. I quashed my guilt feelings long ago.

Okay, it's now officially OK to break out the Christmas decorations and start playing the carols. And yes, I have covered my eyes and ears for the last 2 months while out shopping!

Local Longhorn supporter had a little chain-saw art performed on a (dead) tree in his front yard. Quite a buzz around town and a number passers-by are stopping by for photo opportunities. An Aggie who lives up the street is hoping his tree dies soon so he can respond with a gig-em sculpture.

I love this town!