Future then & now

This should be sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...

1960: Long hair
2011: Longing for hair

1960: KEG
2011: EKG


1960: Acid rock
2011: Acid reflux


1960: Moving to California because it's cool
2011: Moving to Arizona because it's warm


1960: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2011: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor


1960: Seeds and stems
2011: Roughage


1960: Hoping for a BMW
2011: Hoping for a BM


1960: Going to a new, hip joint
2011: Receiving a new hip joint


1960: Rolling Stones
2011: Kidney Stones


1960: Screw the system
2011: Upgrade the system


1960: Disco
2011: Costco


1960: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2011: Children begging you to get their heads shaved


1960: Passing the drivers' test
2011: Passing the vision test