The Lufkin Police Blotter for July

Well, the July entries for the Lufkin police blotter don't disappoint.
 
July 1
A man was arrested for stealing instant coffee, air gun pellets, toiletries, swimming pool supplies, a hose regulator, DVD movie discs and bug repellent products.
 
July 1
A man was reported stealing a pair of capri pants from a store.
 
July 5
A 48-year-old Lufkin man was arrested Wednesday afternoon after darting back and forth across North Medford Drive, waving a towel. … When asked what he was doing, the man told the officers he was “getting exercise.”
 
July 8
Someone told Lufkin Police that her uncle bit her finger after some type of confrontation.
 
July 10
A Masonic emblem was reportedly pried off a vehicle with its owner witnessing the act Monday afternoon in the 4600 block of South Medford Drive. The owner stopped the suspect and got the emblem back.
 
July 13
Newspaper machines were reportedly broken into by an unknown suspect.
 
July 13
A Lufkin man allegedly high on PCP was arrested Thursday night after being found growling outside a motel room, lifting imaginary weights.
 
July 18
A woman was arrested for reportedly stealing clothes she hid in a baby stroller.
 
July 23
A Lufkin man and woman were arrested Sunday evening after getting caught trying to steal crab meat. The woman is on probation for an April 2010 incident in which she reportedly stabbed her boyfriend with scissors for being bad in bed.
 
July 24
A naked woman was arrested on a charge of public intoxication after police received calls of her walking down Raguet Street. When officers caught up with the woman, she was reportedly wearing only an unbuttoned, button-up shirt, no pants and no undergarments.
 
July 24
A man reported finding a steak knife stuck in the ground outside his apartment Monday morning.
 
July 25
A Walmart employee injured a finger trying to stop a man from stealing an air conditioner and some dishes.
 
July 30
An intoxicated Hudson man was arrested Sunday morning after being caught stealing beer. He was arrested after trying to make an unsuccessful getaway around 8 a.m. Sunday. Beer cannot be purchased before noon on Sundays, according to state law.
 
July 31
Funyuns, steak, goggles, soda, charcoal and beer were among the items a Diboll man reportedly tried to steal from Walmart.
 
July 31
A beer delivery truck driver reported having beer stolen out of his unattended truck.