Monday, December 28, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 12.28.2015

Don't look now, but we have just about used up 2015. Hard to believe. I'll join everyone else and make this post a retrospective (it's a good thing I kept notes - the passing year hasn't improved my memory).

For someone who doggedly insists on sleeping in my own bed (and recliner), I sure spent a lot of time on the road in 2015. Barb and I added to our collection of Pacific Coast Highway miles - this time northern California. We've driven more than half of California One - from Point Arena to Pismo Beach. Muir Woods, Golden Gate Bridge and Bodega Bay were on that route. And this year we tried out the Atlantic Coast Highway - A1A in Florida.

But that was just the beginning; we saw a dolphin in the Belize River and an alligator in the Everglades. We waded in the Caribbean surf in the Bahamas and explored Mayan ruins in the jungles of Quintana Roo. We saw Mountain-top vistas on St. Thomas, ship wrecks in the bays of Roatan and old fishing villages in Saint Maarten. And we saw water in Possum Kingdom.

On the home front, we survived the Memorial Day storm - though most of the trees in the backyard and the power lines did not (along with a lot of the pecan tree in the front). Still trying to figure out what to do with the huge uprooted stump out back.

We demonstrated our age health-wise. I had surgery on a bad shoulder, Barb had cataract surgery. The good news is that between us we shed about 150 pounds of weight, though neither of us is going to step on a scale at this very moment.

I passed the 2,400 hour mark of volunteer hours at Learning Ally; Barb received an 8 year anniversary card from Meals on Wheels. That's about 6,400 miles driven delivering meals.

And I marked 8 years of blogging - 1,044 posts.

So adieu, 2015. All-in-all not a bad year. And hello 2016 - we are looking forward to what you have in store for us.

Happy New Year.

Monday, December 21, 2015

Throwback - The first "Monday Meanderings"

Last week I revisited the first in the Monday whatever series. This one speaks to the final and official name for more than 330 such posts - from March 23, 2009.

SHE says I have to call it Meanderings, he said randomly.

Politics aside, you have to take your hat off to a President that can quickly and knowledgeably fill in a Final Four bracket. On national TV. And warn UNC not to make him look bad. No pressure, Tarheels.

And on that subject, can you imagine the logistics involved for CBS to broadcast the tournament? Every game is broadcast. According to Brad Schulz it takes a crew of about 50 people to handle a network basketball game and about 72 hours of pre-production, broadcast and post-production time for that crew. And even though we may only see those games interesting to our region, every game in the tournament is on the air somewhere.

The bluebonnets are out. Mom saw a few week before last, then there were a number of patches last Sunday morning. Now they are well and truly out, though they won't be outstanding this year, they tell us. Too little rain.

It's South by Southwest time in Austin. What started as a music thing now starts with a week of "Interactive" sessions - having mainly to do with the Internet and Blogging and stuff. This week is the Film Festival - or was that the week before last? I do know that this past week has been music - more than 1800 bands in town looking to get discovered. Some 590 bands are from out of the country; this is a really big deal. However, if you don't go any further south than Central Market you can avoid the chaos.

We may have a clue as to why we haven't seen the owl in a while - too noisy! I heard a sharp "rat-a-tat-tat" the other morning and looked up to see a gorgeous red-headed woodpecker jack-hammering away on the front of the owl house! Had the owl been there that would have been a rude awakening.

And I have noticed a new kind of bird at the feeder. It's about the size of a house sparrow, with a white throat and breast, but a black "vee" on its head. I've Googled every bird image I can call up but I can't name it yet. I'm leaning toward the Black Capped Vireo, but I have only seen the bird fleetingly on two occasions. I'll keep watching.

And did you know that you have to be rather cautious when you Google any search string that contain the words "white breast"? "Really, dear - I was looking for this bird...."

Sign on the local Putt-Putt golf course: "Closed for re-pars"

Monday, December 14, 2015

Throwback Monday Meandering - which started as "Monday Randomness"

While searching for some other stuff, I came across some very early Monday Meanderings. That got me to wondering about the 1st post to bear that label, and I found out the original post - on March 6, 2009 - was titled "Monday Randomness." More about that next week. "Throwback" seems to be a popular meme - on Facebook, NFL uniforms, etc., so here's the first of more than 330 Monday posts devoted to random meanderings.

We have been hip deep in eyeglasses this weekend. After our Peru trip, we volunteered to sort through all the frames, lenses, reading glasses, sunglasses and what-not that make up the components needed for an eyeglass clinic. Everything needed to be sorted out (since the couple that was in charge in Peru said, "Just dump them in any old way - we'll sort them out when we get back) counted (1,487 pairs of reading glasses, 778 individual lenses) and inventoried (so they know what to restock). I don't know what we set out with - we checked the vision of 1,151 people, but didn't dispense that many glasses. Still, we ran out of some strengths of lenses and nearly every adult frame. Thank goodness Peruvians are small people; we dispensed a lot of adults with child frames the last day.

We've had 8 big duffel bags of glasses in the front bedroom for several weeks (and there may be one outstanding duffel - Malena is checking) and decided that this weekend with all the basketball playoffs was the ideal time to sort them.

Had to move the bird feeders. I mentioned how much feed the Finches go through. Thy eat Thistle seed - tiny little black seeds - but they crack the shell for an even tinier edible portion and spit the hulls on the ground. Soon there is a mound of Thistle hulls on the patio, and then the wind distributes it around and then we are tracking in Thistle hulls that get in everything. So, the feeders are now on the back of the house, in front of the bonus room window. Now if we want to watch the birds, we can do it from the treadmill - incentive for walking. You do have to turn out the lights so they can't see you as well. It's hard to be still to observe while walking.

Filed my taxes this weekend. I fretted over them for several weeks, worrying if had remembered everything and if I had it right this time. Mom finally said, "You are going to have to let it go at some point." So I did. Actually get something back this time. Unless I made another mistake.

Decided we could survive the downturn in the economy. If we only had the money that was spent on tattoos by all the basketball players we saw this weekend. Wow.

And speaking of basketball. UT men are in as a seventh seed - better than we expected. Women will probably get a similar seed. We're down to one game left this weekend; Stanford and USC women are playing tonight, then we are cut off until Thursday. Guess I'll have to go to the library and stock up for the next several days.

Monday, December 7, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 12.7.2015

This week I have received several emails about a high school classmate that has some serious health issues. Various ones have voiced their concern and support for him and commented about how many of our class are undergoing hard times.

One classmate posted the following: "I firmly believe that we were not drinking good enough whiskey or beer when we were in high school; and this failure has led to all of the health issues we all have had.  I had hoped that drinking fine wine would set off these health issues.  Too soon to know if it is working; but I am going to give it a lot of time to find out."

We have all received emails from vendors asking us to review recently purchased products. You know, you buy a gizmo from Amazon and in a few days you are asked how that is working out for you. I do think Walmart may have carried it a little too far with this post, however.
Well, I would say "moderate pale green hue in the bag with brilliant touches of color. Lovely scent of cabbages and carrot. Bright and lush flavors with a welcome cut of acidity adding vibrancy and producing a palate cleansing, vegetable fueled finish. Similar to the 2012 vintage, but with a slightly better marriage of cabbages, and more riveting carrot flavor."

Most Chuy's restaurants have a slogan on their front door that says, "If you have seen one Chuy's...you've seen one Chuy's," signifying that they all are decorated differently. Iconically, to be sure, but different. For example the North Lamar location here in Austin has the river of colorful carved wooden fish hanging from the ceiling, swirling around the sculptured metal palm trees, and about a hundred primitive paintings of life in Mexico on the walls of the main dining area. In all the years I have eaten at thus location, however, I only recently noticed the wall of dog pictures, supplied by local patrons.
So much for "Alert to the environment."

And lastly, a friend tagged me on Facebook with this picture, daring me to try this look.
What do you think? Should I go for it? Maybe along with the Santa hat?


 

Monday, November 30, 2015

Monday Meandering - 11.30.2015

We saved thousands during Black Friday! So to speak.

When you are making a conscious effort to avoid the Black Friday crowds, you have to plan your weekly shopping carefully. Proud to say that we were successful. That's not to say that we completely missed the onslaught if you count 50 e-mails a day landing in your in-box. And the Statesman - which we subscribe to electronically - happily delivered a Thanksgiving Day print issue, with all the ads, to our front lawn.

Truth told, we did sneak in an early trip to Best Buy early last week when they put Apple iPads on sale. I distinctly remember my spouse emphatically stating that she had no use for an iPad. Once upon a time.

The weather has been dreadful, but thankfully no ice or freezing temps. Sorry about those of you who live closer to the North Pole.

Looking for new football team(s) to support. Rooting for the Cowboys sort of helps me understand why people stay in abusive relationships, or continue to stay with a significant other that continually disappoints. And then there's the Longhorns. How in the world, we keep asking ourselves, how did we manage to beat Oklahoma, who probably will be in the National Playoffs?

Thank goodness the Lady Longhorns - both volleyball and basketball teams - are having excellent seasons.

December on the very near horizon. Seems like we just did this a few weeks ago. Let me be the first to wish you a merry Christmas. Stay warm out there.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 11.23.2015

Just in time for Thanksgiving - a cold front rolled through and dropped overnight temperatures into the low 30's - in this area. Much colder elsewhere, I recognize, but this is Central Texas, after all. However, there is talk of colder weather here before the week is over. Be safe out there.

Barb brought all the plants inside a couple of weeks ago and I put the covers on the faucets, so I guess we have winterized. We did have to return a bright green grasshopper-like creature to the great outdoors yesterday. Mr. Green-hopper came in with the plants and decided he liked it inside, I guess. Sorry.

During a Sunday afternoon football game, I saw a referee throw a flag, then because there was a 2nd infraction, he had to throw down his cap. It set me to wondering; in the unlikely event there was a third foul, what else could he use to indicate it? TV commentators sometimes refer to "laundry" on the field when there are multiple flags - could that literally be the case. Flag, hat, shirt, pants? IMWTK

Saw an obituary for one recently deceased Richard Buckman, of Evansville, Indiana. It said, "In lieu of flowers, please do not vote for Hillary Clinton."

This has been a traumatic weekend. Not to be too technical about it, I set out to "partition" an external hard drive that I use for various tasks so that it would appear to the computer it was attached to as 2 smaller drives, rather than 1 large one. I followed the manufacture's instructions closely in this endeavor and all went well until the very last minute, when the host computer tossed up a simple, but fatal message that said, "Sorry, Dave, but I can't do that."

From that point forward, it has been total frustration trying to revive this little drive. According to the drive maker, the last option is "a low-level reformatting of the drive." Okay, there are multiple ways to do this, and I chose the one that seemed best, but 2 days have passed, and it has not finished reformatting.

True, a low-level format has to look at each and every "sector" on the drive and decide if it has been naughty or nice, and then keep a list of naughty ones and there are 1,953,525,168 sectors on this particular drive, but if by the time you read this it has not completed, come by and see me playing street hockey with my new little hockey puck.

But that was not the most frustrating event of the weekend - not by far. Saturday evening my coffee maker went on strike. Probably one of these union sympathy things. "If the hard-drive is on strike, so am I. Not crossing that line while my brother machine is in dire straits."

Hah! I will have the last laugh. Both of these problems are solved with 1 trip to WalMart!

Stay warm and well-fed this week.

Monday, November 16, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 11.16.2015

Evidently I have become the "hard-to-read book" go-to guy at the Learning Ally studios. The first one was filled with Japanese and German names and places - but this book happened to have an audio version, so all I had to do was transcribe all the foreign words and pronunciations onto cheat sheets to use while I read. Again, you may wonder why we were making another audio book if there already was one; the short answer is we produce a book formatted specifically for use by visually impaired readers.

The second "hard-to-read" book is my current task and the challenge is that it is chock-a-block full of Ancient Greek names and places. You may recall that I mentioned there is some dispute among scholars about Ancient Greek pronunciation, so consistency is the key. I ended up with six pages of single-spaced, double column cheat sheets for that one.

My next project is "The Ponds of Kalambayi: A Peace Corps Memoir." What makes this book challenging is that Kalambayi is a small precinct in what was then Zaire (now Democratic Republic of Congo) and the primary language spoken is Tshilumba, a dialect of Bantu. There's also a smattering of French, but that's a piece of cake.

Not surprisingly, there is no Tshilumba-English dictionary. I even researched the Peace Corps training materials. At the time, they sent all Zaire volunteers to language school in country.

About the best I have done thus far is find the four essential travel phrases:
  1. Where is my room?    - Muaba wa kulala udi mpeni?
  2. Where is the beach?    - Muaba wa kowa mayi udi meni?
  3. Where is the bar?        - Muaba wa maluvu udi mpeni?
  4. Don't touch me there!  - Nkutashi to!
 (I'm not kidding about these phrases; you can find them in more than 900 languages and dialects at www.travelphrases.info/. )

But, as Barb points out - who is going to challenge my pronunciation when I read this book? All I have to do is be consistent.

Article in the paper said that it is time to change to the Fall house decor. Barb thought this a good idea, so she is hunting for the brown and orange throw pillow.

I have seen this list several times floating around on social media; perhaps you have too. Nevertheless...

Dentist's Hymn                    Crown Him wih Mary Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn           There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn              The Church's One Foundation
Tailor's Hymn                      Holy, Holy, Holy  
Golfers Hymn                      There's a Green Hill Far Away  
Politician's Hymn                 Standing on the Promises  
Optometrist's Hymn             Open My Eyes That I May See  
IRS Agent's Hymn                 I Surrender All    
Gossip's Hymn                      Pass it On    
Electrician's Hymn                Send the Light  
Shoppers Hymn                    Sweet Bye and Bye  
Realtor's Hymn                     I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
Massage Therapist's Hymn    He Touched Me  
Doctor's Hymn                     The Great Physician  

AND for those who speed on the highway, here are a few more:
—45 mph...     God Will Take Care of You
—65 mph...     Nearer My God to Thee
—85 mph...     This World is Not My Home
—95 mph...     Lord, I'm Coming Home
—100 mph..    Precious Memories

Stay safe out there.

Monday, November 9, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 11.9.2015

This past weekend Barb moved all the houseplants from their summer spot on the patio back into the house, in preparation for cooler weather. It will get cooler, won't it? Over the course of the summer these pot plants grow long and full; especially the Ivy, which sent out runners in every direction. Some of those runners took root in the narrow space between the house foundation and the patio, and prospered.
Interestingly, the free-range Ivy leaves were 2 and 3 times the size of the potted Ivy leaves. That probably means something like the plant is root-bound, or needs to be fed something or other. Ivy is a survivor, so it's own it's own.
 
And Barb took down the hummingbird feeder as well, but she had to time it carefully.
 Bees have been feeding here of late, and they come in swarms. They will feed, then everybody goes away, all at once. I was not able to figure out the pattern, but the bees sure knew when it was dinnertime.

I mentioned free food last week. This week it was two guys at the adjacent table in Chuy's. They ordered a flan for dessert (Barb and I looked at each other and agreed, "You have chosen poorly"). Sure enough, the waiter, subconsciously knowing the correct dessert to order at Chuy's, brought them a serving of Tres Leches cake. The dudes said, "This is not flan." Whereupon the waiter said, "Oh. My mistake. Help yourself to this free serving of Tres Leches while I go get a flan!" I wonder if they heard our groans.

Meanwhile, at the table on the other side of us a woman was showing her friend pictures of a recent family member's wedding. The most interesting part was her comment, "And here's Harley. He was a bridesmaid."
 

Monday, November 2, 2015

Monday Meandering - 11.2.2015

Well, the big news hereabouts is that it's flooding down in Texas. Again. Not sure what it is about Central Texas and Holiday flooding. This is 2 Halloweens in a row, and any Memorial Day seems to bring a deluge.

We normally avoid bad weather by staying home and battening down the hatches, but as luck would have it, we really needed to be down in the UT area Friday morning during the worst of the hard rain. We got home safely, but there were a few scary moments.

I was sitting in the CVS parking lot the other day, checking my phone while waiting on Barb to run in and pick up a prescription. Every few minutes, a Capitol Metro login screen would pop on on my phone screen, courtesy of the free WiFi on city buses that would pass up and down the street. I guess if I ever needed free WiFi, I could hang out at a bus stop. Intermittently.

I noticed that Blue Bell has a plan for ice cream lovers that are not able to get their product yet. They will ship it to your door overnight! Four half gallons, packed in dry ice and delivered, for a paltry $130! To those family members that enjoyed the Blue Bell we brought to the Lake on Labor day - - the bill is in the mail!

Abby Wambach has announced her retirement from soccer and the U. S. Women's National Team. I wrote about Abby and the team here, in a post that I regard as one of my best. Not counting the final 2 Victory Tour matches yet to come, Abby has scored 184 goals in 252 matches for the U.S. women's team -- more than any other male or female player in history. She will call time on her 15-year career after December's meeting between the USWNT and China.

Who doesn't like free food? Especially really good free food. We enjoy dining at Pappadeaux and do so regularly. The other day we had ordered our meal and after a longer-than-usual wait, the manager came by to apologize and say that our meal had been prepared - but suffered a mishap in the kitchen and she was pretty sure we would not want it after they scraped it up off the floor! She assured us that our food was being freshly prepared and would be right out, compliments of the Chef!

And to all of you whose internal clock is as messed up as mine, have a good week!

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

The Cold War in my backyard - stories for my Grandchildren

I am friends on Facebook with a fellow who posts old pictures about Texas. Perhaps you are, too - several hundred thousand folks enjoy the Traces of Texas pictures. If you haven't seen these, just search for Traces of Texas and click on "Like."

The other day. one of the posted pictures was of an Atlas "F" rocket, standing upright in downtown Abilene.
The Atlas rocket was the engine that the majority of US Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles (ICBMs) were based on; the delivery vehicle of nuclear bombs in other words. This was in the early '60s, the height of the Cold War between the US and Russia and the detente based on Mutual Destruction, or "My nukes can destroy your cities even if your nukes destroy ours," not to put too fine a point on it.  It was an uncomfortable time for all.

The rocket was on display in downtown Abilene as sort of a PR gesture from nearby Dyess AFB. It was generally acknowledged that Dyess, Abilene and a large chunk of west Texas would disappear if there ever was an actual nuclear war. The base was (and still is) home to long-range bombers - B-47s and B-52s at that time. It was then a Strategic Air Command base, a key element of the US offensive capability, and still plays that role today with one of only two B-1B bomber groups positioned there.

So the Atlas rocket was on display to assure the good citizens of west Texas that they had our back, because this bad boy and 11 others just like it were locked and loaded in hardened missile silos located in a big ring around Dyess, and this complex was one of 71 other sites just like it, ringing strategic targets all over the United States.

I came upon this very rocket quite by surprise very early one morning. My shift at the radio station ended at midnight, and that night I drove through downtown on my way back to the dorm, so that I could mail some letters at the downtown post office. I turned down 4th to Walnut and there it was, standing tall and lit up like a Christmas Tree! It was an amazing sight and rather eerie. There were a few military vehicles parked nearby, and I'm certain there was some kind of guard detail somewhere, but they didn't have much of a presence at 1am in the morning.
This particular Atlas F was a dummy, an empty shell from top to bottom. The real missiles were so thin-skinned that they depended on the liquid oxygen fuel load to keep them rigid when standing without support. But as it happens, I also came upon a real one, standing tall and lit up like a Christmas Tree, and again in the wee hours of the morning - and it was the real deal.

One of the underground silos was located just outside Albany, Texas, about 30 miles east of Abilene. If you are familiar with highway 180, you will recall that when you are eastbound you start down a long hill, dropping off of the Edwards Plateau, just a few miles before you reach Albany. On your right, just as you start that descent, is a small rise and on the flat portion of that rise, just off the highway, was Silo #2.

I was driving from Abilene to Breckenridge one night - again, after my shift ended at midnight, and I noticed a glow to my right. Visible from the highway was a fully loaded, nuclear-armed Atlas F ICBM. I knew it was the real thing, because oxygen vapor was coming off in a big plume. As I recall, I was praying all the way to Breckenridge that what I saw was a drill, and that the rocket had been fueled and hoisted out of the silo as a readiness exercise.

It is an interesting side note that the 72 underground silos, each costing about $15 million (equivalent to more than $100 million in today's dollars), were operational for less than 5 years. The liquid oxygen fueled rockets were too expensive, too fragile, and too slow to launch for military purpose. The hardened silos were to protect them while they were made ready to fire, which included fueling them. They were kept unfueled except for drills such as the one I happened upon, because the LOX was too corrosive and too volatile. More than one silo experienced "total failure" during this period - military jargon for "the missile blew up in the silo."

As the Cold War de-escalated (and solid fuel rocket engines became the weapon de jour), all the equipment was pulled out, the Atlas Fs went to the space program, the silos were filled in, or just abandoned, reverting to the original land owner. Some are used for homes, or quirky hotels, or scuba diving instruction, and many an ACU student paid a clandestine visit to the poorly shuttered Silo #1 at Fort Phantom Hill.

And that's how the Cold War ended up in my backyard - or more precisely, along my route.

Monday, October 26, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 10.26.2015

As Stevie Ray would say. "It's flooding down in Texas."  We passed the 5" total rain mark Saturday night, but unlike some parts of the state, ours has been a slow, steady, and above all, gentle rain. It has been a long time since it has rained throughout the night, throughout the day and then throughout the next night.

I had the opportunity this weekend to experience the Apple Genius Bar. This is the place where you can speak to a real, live person and show them the problem(s) you are experiencing with your Apple device. In my case, it was a mis-behaving iPad. Ever since the latest operating system upgrade, the device would crash regularly and frequently.

I had already been through the process of wiping the device clean and re-installing the entire system - a 4 hour task that brought only slight relief, so the next step was make an appointment with a Genius. Not surprisingly, the next available slot was more than a week away, but Sunday afternoon I sat down in a crowded room with about 25 other solution-seekers and a fourteen-year-old dude in an official Apple shirt asked how he could help.

Actually, he already had the complete record of my previous conversations with Apple Care and knew what the problem was, so he put his iPad next to mine, pressed a few icons and sucked up the error logs from my iPad. He looked at them for a few minutes, made some tsk, tsk noises, then said, "I'll be right back."

In a few minutes he came back with a box and said, "Even though your iPad is waaay out of warranty (purchased in December 2011) I'm going to give you a new one. This is a one-time deal; please sign here." I scrawled my name, the guy handed me a brand-new iPad, and we were done!

I should point out that it is a brand-new old iPad 2 - same model, same size - but new and thus far crash free. And that's how you do customer service.

Cute, but pricey, little pumpkin holders seen at Central Market:

Monday, October 19, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 10.19.2015

I was sitting in a doctor's waiting room the other day and two gentlemen, obviously father and son, were working with the receptionist to set up a follow-up visit. It seemed complicated, based on the conversation, and finally the receptionist said, "How about if we just give you a call on Thursday?" And the answer was - "We don't have any telephones."

In this day and time that's a staggering statement. Sixth graders have phones. The panhandler on the street corner has a phone. Not counting the obsolete phones in the drawer, Barb and I can account for 8 phones and 3 lines. If you don't have a phone - any phone - that has to be a very deliberate choice on your part.

Being a newbie at this grilling business, I had idly wondered how long a tank of propane would last. Oh, about halfway through Saturday's grilled talapia. Oh, well. They were easily finished in the broiler. We were a whole lot better off than Trout Street Bar and Grill in Port A., who ran out of propane just before the weekend meal service began and had to send about 40 unfed diners home.
 
New doctor, new parking garage. You know how I feel about parking garages. IMHO, they are the cause of most TxDot "Missing Elderly" notices. You drive in one end, circle around confusingly, hunt desperately for the EXIT and get spit out in a totally different time zone and city from where you started.  This new one is especially confusing. I swear I passed my original parking space twice just trying to find the exit.

We follow the UT Volleyball team closely, and I've scoured the rule book, but I can't find anywhere it states "All female volleyball players must wear their hair in a ponytail." I know it's in there, because every. single. player. has one.

Here are two pictures of bumper stickers from a car we paused behind.
Okay. Lots of dogs have issues. It is the second sticker that disturbs me.
At least we were warned.

Monday, October 12, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 10.12.2015

So what's the deal with these 95 degree days in mid-October? Come on, man! It's supposed to be Fall! After teasing us with a little faux-coolness, we're ready for the real thing, hear?

And it's certainly too hot to be thinking about Christmas. Usually Walmart is the first to stock shelves and declare that "Christmas is coming" - waaay ahead of everyone else. But this was Home Depot on Thursday, and there was nothing Christmasy on the shelves at Walmart this weekend.
By the way. There are only 74 shopping days left until Christmas. You are welcome.

Recent article in the Statesman pointed out the 5 most dangerous intersections in Austin. Yep. We regularly drive through the top 3. Even worse, the City is going to "improve" them. Can you say traffic jams on the way?

We had a meet and greet Friday evening for our new pulpit minister, the boy preacher. Okay, he's 34. I was proud of him for showing up at his introductory get-together when I knew he really, really wanted to be at the ACLFest watching the Foo Fighters.

Mixed bag this weekend for fans of Texas teams. The Longhorn football team has been so bad that even Bevo didn't to watch, but won a really big one against arch-rival Oklahoma. The volleyball team took care of Oklahoma, the soccer team won a pair, and the Astros picked up a game on the Royals. That's the good news.  Unfortunately, the Rangers, looking to close out Toronto, will need another day.  And then there's the Cowboys...


Monday, October 5, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 10.5.2015

Barb and I made our Fall trip to the coast this past week. We love Port A when summer is done and the crowds go away and the weather is cooler. The beach was pristine this visit; no jellyfish, no seaweed. Just miles of sand and sea. And in sharp contrast to the past few weeks in Austin, the temperature was moderate and the breeze was cool - and kept away the pesky insects we have been encountering.
We stay at a high-rise condo right on the beach while in Port A. There was a Realtor's information sheet stuck on the fridge in the unit we rented  this week that stated that for a mere $279,000 we could buy that condo, fully furnished and ready to call our very own. It was nice, but we decided that it was poorly decorated, and that soured the deal for us.

This trip takes us through the heart of the Ford Shale oil country, and it was shocking to see visual confirmation that the oil bidness has fallen on hard times. Again. Whereas before the tanker trucks would run you off the road, we encountered only a handful. Pastures that were scraped clear for RV and trailer parking are reverting to pasture. Brand new oil-industry-related buildings are empty, or in the case of  Johnny-come-lately businesses, standing only partially completed. Lunchtime at the DQ in Kenedy was shared by only 2 other couples - no more overflow of oil patch workers and truck drivers.

And did I mention that there are good things to eat in Port A? Platters full of Tatsy Cuisine. Mmm-mmm!

Monday, September 28, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 9.28.2015

So, how do you like Fall thus far? Around here it doesn't seem all that different than Summer.

Barb was cleaning out the freezer the other day, so I was poking around for something I could grill. I found some chicken breasts that said "Use or freeze by Aug. 2007." Barb says I can grill them if I want to, but she's not going to eat any of them. What? I'm sure they were frozen by August, 2007.

I'm always about 3 years behind the curve to adopt a new Microsoft operating system. In other words, I only upgrade when the Evil Empire stops supporting my current system. Sometimes that coincides with the need for a new computer. Sometimes it doesn't. With the release of Windows 10 it seems things have changed a bit. First of all, it's free - something Microsoft has never done before. Secondly, it's getting very good press - something Microsoft normally doesn't get.

So I upgraded an older system I keep around for back-up purposes, and surprise! It went smoothly and works well. Still not touching the computers Barb and I use heavily until much, much later.

My new reading project at Learning Ally is "The Spartan" - an old (written in 1912) somewhat glamorized book about an even older story - the battle at Thermopylae between Xerxes and Leonidas and his 300 Spartans (yes, they did make a movie about that recently). Problem with this book is that it's all Greek to me. Especially the 400 or so names of people, places and things that are from Ancient Greece. Anybody know how to pronounce Elaphebolian?

Nothing unusual about the Star Spangled Banner performed prior to a sporting event. The Texas Volleyball team sort of raised the bar, though. They had a string quartet perform the anthem before a recent match.  Pretty classy - especially for Gregory Gym.

And here's a novel idea. A kennel - excuse me, Pet Hotel - at the airport. Titled "Bark and Zoom" it combines an off-airport parking facility and a boarding kennel. Leave your car and pet, get dropped off at the airport and upon your return, your car and animal are waiting for you, 24/7. Gotta love this town.


Monday, September 21, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 9.21.2015

It's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegone - not much to blog about this week. Not that that's a bad thing.

Oh, the guys hired by the city to trim trees around the power lines finally showed up. They trimmed all the little stuff and removed a couple of wanna-be trees that would have eventually poked up into the wires, and then they stood around and studied a huge hackberry tree that had been red-flagged for removal.
 Apparently, after consulting the Woodcutter's manual (that's what the guy on the right is doing) they decided that a trim was sufficient, so the huge hackberry still stands.

Barb was clearing out some old messages on her phone and came across a text that I sent her last week that said, "Far west is facing RX." If you have any idea what that means, let me know. I don't have a clue.

Yesterday was "Selfie Sunday" at church. The on-line church directory needs a lot of photos added or updated, so we were instructed to pull out our phones and take a selfie, then upload it on social media so that it could be incorporated in the directory. I thought mine came out pretty good. What do you think?

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Hadacol Boogie - stories for my Grandchildren

I have no idea what synapse misfired and the long-buried memory of Hadcol came to my mind, but it did. So, perversely, I need to share that memory with you.

Hadacol, for those of you who are unenlightened - and that would be virtually all of you - was a health elixir that was heavily promoted in the '50s as a cure for what ails you. The short story is that  four-term Louisiana State Senator Dudley J. LeBlanc, concocted a patent medicine that he marketed as a vitamin supplement. LeBlanc was not a medical doctor, not even a pharmacist, but he was quite the huckster.

LeBlanc promoted Hadacol as a "Dietary Supplement...formulated as an Aid to Nature in rebuilding the Pep, Strength and Energy of Buoyant Health when the System is deficient in the Vitamins and Minerals found in this Tonic..." Never mind that it was pure snake oil consisting of "a murky brown liquid that tastes something like bilge water, and smells worse." It also was 12% alcohol by volume, and that alone made it popular in the dry counties of the South.

So what was my association with Hadacol? I certainly didn't need a dietary supplement of minerals and vitamins, or a stiff drink; what I did need was a box top. Marketing was everything and LeBlanc came up with the "Hadacol Caravans" - the last of the medicine shows - that toured the country and featured some of the top Hollywood stars of the time. Roy Acuff, Milton Berle, Lucille Ball, Minnie Pearl, Mickey Rooney, Bob Hope, Dorothy Lamour, Carmen Miranda, George Burns and Gracie Allen and Hank Williams, to name a few, all appeared as performers in the Caravans, and the price of admission was a boxtop.

I don't remember who headlined the Caravan that came to Breckenridge, Texas. I know it was not any of the stars above. Some lesser light, but still a draw sufficient for me to plead with my parents to shell out a buck-twenty-five for a bottle so that I could attend. After a great deal of begging and whining, my father finally agreed, but with the condition that if we bought it, I had to drink it.

That was more than 65 years ago, and I can still recall how vile that stuff tasted. The suggested dose was a tablespoon in a half-glass of water, but even that did not sufficiently dilute the taste, and you were supposed to repeat that dose 3 more times during the course of a day. That meant that 8 ounce bottle would produce 16 doses, or 4 days of misery.

I am pretty sure I did not take all 16 doses; I may have "accidentally" dropped the bottle, or poured it out and just pretended to drink it. And, as mentioned, I don't remember what "star" came to town to make me think this was a good idea, but I do remember the taste of Hadacol.

And the Hadacol Boogie? Take a listen.

Monday, September 14, 2015

Monday Meandering - 9.14.2015

I have posted before about that morning when you step outside and there is a cool, crisp promise of the end of hot, humid weather. To be sure, there will be more uncomfortable days, but this morning says, "Here's a preview. More to come." That morning was Saturday and has lingered through today, and it has been delightful.

We were watching the UT women's soccer team on TV the other night, and the camera focused on some critter slinking around in an empty section of stands across the way. In a bit it became clear that the critter was a fox, foraging for whatever fan-food might have been dropped in the stadium. The commentator evidently had seen this before and said, "They only come out at night but there's our friend the fox."

I understand that the specie has adapted to civilization quite nicely - we see them from time-to-time in our area - but there is substantial undeveloped acreage near us. The UT soccer stadium is nestled in between busy IH-35 and the DKR-Memorial Stadium, hardly a suburban area.

Speaking of watching TV, Time Warner kindly posts the telephone caller-ID on the screen whenever we get a phone call. The other evening, the phone rang and the little box popped up with the word "GOD" and a phone number! After a moment, we saw that it was actually "GAD" so we that took the pressure off. I'm pretty sure if God called us, we would want to pick up.

We went to a memorial service Saturday at a little church where the seating was in the style of an open room with movable chairs. Scattered around the room were several comfortable-looking rocking chairs and that struck me as a great idea. Even better would be some recliners, but they would probably need to be equipped with electrical lifts. And anti-snoring devices.

And our congregation began the introduction of a 20-year Vision with a video of various members, young and old, holding placards of how old they would be in 20 years and then they flipped them over to show what they envisioned they would be doing at that age. The placards ranged from age 22 and "I want to color" to a couple who would be in their late 60's and "Want to be with him/her." But the really outstanding placard was held by our beloved Miss Betty, whose age would be 108 and she wanted to be "Singing with the Angels."

And she will be.

Monday, September 7, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 9.7.2015

I hope that this Labor Day brings you a time of rest and relaxation with good friends and family - and perhaps good things to eat along with that.

I guess I'm going to have to work on my demeanor - my public persona, if you will. The other day we were standing in line at the Deli Counter; Barb was ordering some sliced ham and I was hanging out with the shopping cart a little ways behind her. It was not crowded, we were not in a hurry, and we had been served in a timely fashion, but I must have been scowling, because the clerk at the counter leaned forward to Barb and said, "If that man behind you is giving you any trouble, I'll call store security."

Other than appearing suspect, it was a good shopping day. About once a year Walmart gets new shopping carts, and for a few weeks, if you are observant, you can get a cart that does not go thump-thump-thump or veers one direction to the other. Sadly, the rest of the year you have to put up with bad carts.

While we were in California we got an urgent call from a representative of Austin Energy who was anxious and eager to get our permission to trim our back yard trees near their power lines. We worked out the permission issues and from his sense of urgency we expected to arrive home to find workers hard at it. It's been a month and the crews are not even in our neighborhood yet. Guess it wasn't that urgent after all.

I've heard about them and seen articles about them but not until the other day had I seen someone actually using a "selfie stick." We were in a rather nice restaurant and I kept seeing something hovering over a nearby table. At first, I thought someone was waiving a menu to get the staff's attention, then I realized what it was. It seemed to be a long drawn-out process; the photographer would hold it aloft, snap a shot, then reel it in and check the picture (because of course, you can't see how how the picture is framed), then she would hoist it aloft and do it all again. Several times. No wonder some places are banning these things!

Monday, August 31, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 8.31.2015

My current book at Learning Ally is The Train to Crystal City, by Jan Jarboe. Most of us are aware that during WWII thousands of civilians of Japanese descent were uprooted and spent the duration of the war in Internment Camps. What is perhaps less known is the extent of this imprisonment, and Roosevelt's government prisoner exchange program called “quiet passage.”

From 1942 to 1948, trains delivered thousands of civilians from the United States and Latin America to Crystal City, Texas,  way down in the tip of South Texas. The trains carried Japanese, German and Italian immigrants and their native-born children. Unlike the other camps, Crystal City was the only family internment camp during World War II. 

During the course of the war, thousands of prisoners from Crystal City, including their native-born children, were exchanged for other more important Americans—diplomats, businessmen, soldiers, physicians, and missionaries—behind enemy lines in Japan and Germany.

It's a sobering read. During the hysteria following the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor, Hoover's FBI agents swept through Japanese communities on the West coast and German and Italian communities on the East coast and branded tens of thousands foreign-born men (and some few women) as "dangerous enemy aliens" and imprisoned them without regard to their constitutional and legal rights.

Families of these detainees were left without any means of support and most "voluntarily" requested internment, including of course, their American-born (therefore American-citizen) children. Once interned, the families were fair game for repatriation, and thousands were exchanged for Americans. The challenge in reading this book is the pronunciation of the Japanese and German names!

One side of a phone conversation that took place in our Chuy's during the Hatch Green Chili Festival, between the restaurant manager and headquarters:
RM: "These Bacon-Wrapped Pork Rellanos on the Hatch Special Menu are a disaster!"
(District Manager responds)
RM: "They won't hold together! The kitchen's having to throw away more than we are able to serve!"
(District Manager responds)
RM: "I know that you approved them, but the ones you were served were some of the ones that held together. Of course they didn't serve you any of the ones that came apart!"
(District Manager responds)
RM: "Well, just so you know, I hate them. Hate, hate, hate them!"

I took advantage of a sale and bought a small propane grill a while back. Lean grilled meat is high on our list of approved foods, so I'm slowly working my way through some grilling options. I'm no master, but so far I've tried chicken, pork chops, steak and fish. So far, so good, except fish sure comes apart in a easily! Did you know that that there is such a thing as a fish spatula, which has an enormous flat surface? Got to get me one of those.

We have had a couple of Google self-driving cars in ATX for a while, but I have mentioned in actuality they each carry two passengers that serve as observers and backup. Now Google is getting ready to turn loose some totally autonomous vehicles on the Austin streets. No passengers, no backup. I guess they think that if they can navigate Austin traffic the project is good to go. Unlike the populated cars, these will be easier to spot.
My question is - if it is self-driving, and nobody is in it, just who decides where it is going to go? I mean does the car think, "I'm going to cruise some auto dealerships today and see if I can pick up a hot convertible?" IMWTK.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

The Deadliest State

A common mantra when we are at the Lake Cabin is, "Watch out for snakes." It's not an empty caution; over the years a significant number of copperheads and rattlesnakes have been spotted (and dispatched, when possible).

If you live in Texas, snakes are a common threat. Other regions have their own problems, like sharks, and bears, and alligators. We read news items from time-to-time about the dangers that lurk in our woods or waters, and they seem to get an inordinate amount of attention. There are things out there that can sting us, bite us, eat us or otherwise ruin our day.

I came across a series of articles in the Washington Post a while back that went into some detail about animal-caused deaths, breaking out the statistics from the CDC on such fatalities in the U.S. between 2001 and 2013. On average, and rounded to the nearest whole number, here's how many Americans were killed by various animals each year over that period:

Sharks killed about 1 person per year between 2001 and 2013.

Same for alligators and bears, for that matter.

Sharks, gators and bears combined killed half as many people as snakes (6 deaths per year) and spiders (7 deaths per year).

Non-venomous arthropods - various ants and other terrible non-poisonous bugs - kill 9 people each year.

But this pales in comparison to the deaths caused by nature's silent, stealthy killers - cows. Yep, a CDC report from a few years back found that cows killed about twenty people a year in the mid-2000s. That makes cows about 20 times as lethal as sharks.

Going beyond cattle, dogs about kill 28 people per year, and other miscellaneous mammals, like horses, pigs, deer and the like, kill 52 (none of these numbers include deaths due to vehicle collisions; the CDC figures that the animals are usually not the aggressors in these situations).

But the number 1 animal killers on an annual basis are... bees, wasps and hornets, together responsible for 58 deaths each year - mostly due to anaphylactic shock after a sting.

So, statistically speaking, you're 58 times more likely to be killed by a bee than you are by a shark, or a bear. The article stressed that annual deaths from all animal causes combined (about 200) are just an infinitesimal fraction of total deaths - less than 0.008 percent of all deaths each year. I feel better already.

But wait! There's more. The article also published a series of maps showing the states with the highest rates of mortality by dogs, bees, snakes, spiders and other bugs and mammals. Here's the summary map:
The exact numbers are in another chart, not shown, but it's easy to see the states with the most deaths. California and Texas have a lot of people, so they also have the highest number of animal fatalities - 212 and 356 respectively, since 1999. That's 356 Texans dead at the hands (well, not actually) of some animal or insect.

That seems a disproportionate number since Texas has about 2/3rds as many people as California, but experienced about 150 more animal-related deaths since the late 1990s. This is easily explained by pointing out which state harbors the most silent, stealthy killer cows.

There were more maps that showed how each state fared for the various categories -  dogs, bees, snakes, spiders and other bugs and mammals, etc. -  and they all had one thing in common. Texas lead the nation, or was near the top of every list.

We Texans pay a price to live in the Great State of Texas.

Monday, August 24, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 8.24.2015

Enjoyed a couple of days of coffee-on-the patio weather; rare this time of year. And as a bonus, received about an inch of rain during that time frame. The triple digit days are not completely gone, but I think we are on the down hill side of summer.

Barb and I spent a couple of days exploring a new part of California's Pacific Coast Highway. Thus far we have driven just over half of this scenic route - 338 of 655 miles (we have visited portions of it multiple times). This time we focused on northern California - Sonoma and Marin counties. We ranged as far north as Point Arena Lighthouse and then south through Muir Woods and San Francisco to San Jose, our departure point.

Point Arena Lighthouse was interesting. Located on the point of mainland US closest to Hawaii, it was in service from 1870 until the late 1970's (though it is still the site of modern navigation equipment in use today). The 1906 earthquake destroyed the original light house, but it was rebuilt and if you are really, really energetic, you can climb to the top of the present-day 115 foot tower. I'm told the view is spectacular.
The optics for the lighthouse was a set of three 1st Order Fresnel lenses, weighing more than 6 tons. The assembly floated in a bath of mercury and was rotated by a 250 pound weight that slowly dropped the length of the lighthouse. For many years, this weight had to be hand-cranked back to the top every 75 minutes!

We stayed in Bodega Bay, a little coastal village situated on a bay named by Peruvian explorer Juan Francisco de la Bodega y Quadra. Interestingly, there is no evidence that Bodega y Quadra ever visited the bay itself, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn close by. 

The village has a bit of  fame as the filming location of Alfred Hitchcock's movie "The Birds." There is even a tour of the specific filming locations, but we settled for eating at the Tides Wharf restaurant that "burned" in the film itself. There we noticed posters promoting actress Tippi Hedron's annual visit to Bodega Bay later in the Fall. Apparently this is a regular event.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

The Lake Cabin

Just over 50 years ago, my parents leased a lot on the shores of Possum Kingdom Lake, a reservoir on the Brazos River located primarily in Palo Pinto County Texas. The lake, a project of the Brazos River Authority and the Works Progress Administration dating from the 1930s and early 40s, has an area of approximately 17,000 acres with 310 miles of shoreline and holds 750,000 acre feet of water. Sometimes.

At first, if you wanted to spend the night on the property you slept in a home-made pop-up camper that we hauled all over the western United States during my high school years. About 1965 or so, Mom and Pops purchased a surplus one-room railroad section-hand cabin and moved it onto the lot as the nucleus of what has become a multi-room, multi-bath, multi-bed cabin with a wrap-around porch that looks out over the water. Sometimes.

I say sometimes, because the cabin is actually on Veal Creek, just about a half-mile from where it joins up with the Brazos River and the lake proper.  Since this is Texas, in times of drought the creek drys up early and shrinks to a narrow channel, or disappears altogether. During those times, the nearest water can only be seen a half-mile or more to the East. In times of prolonged drought, there is no water to be seen at all.
The water always comes back eventually, and the presence or absence of water out front is not what draws us to the Cabin. It became the gathering place for the family. We gathered there for Christmas, and Labor Day, 50th Anniversaries, and all points in time between.
In the summer, we sat under swamp-cooler air conditioners (or went and jumped in the water) and in the winters we gathered around the wood-burning Franklin stove, shivering until someone discovered that it was a lot colder in the cabin than it was outdoors.

We came as youngsters, and we brought our babies. We come now as Seniors and bring our grandchildren. Recently, my grandson asked me how long I had been coming to the lake and I answered, "All my life." That's not quite true, but I was able to state truthfully that his father had been coming all his life. Here we are in the summer of 1967.
And here are his children in the summer of 2015, nearly 50 years later, in almost the exact same spot.
We came with our friends, and we came from our studies.
In the late summer of 2011, we thought we had lost the cabin. In fact, one report included it in the more than 200 homes and properties destroyed by a series of wildfires in the region. And the fire did come right up to the cabin itself; that dock in the background of the 1967 picture above burned, as did some other outlying structures, but thanks to the efforts of volunteer firemen, the cabin itself was untouched.
It's been more than a decade since Mom and Pops passed on. My sister and her family now make it possible to continue the traditions of gathering at the Lake. Lord willing - and it's a certainty that the creek is not going to rise - we will gather at the Lake Cabin again this Labor Day. And as a bonus, this time there will be water.


Monday, August 17, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 8.17.2015

There was a time when one spent a free day cleaning out the garage, or going through closets, weeding out the Goodwill items. It is a sign of the times that such a day is now spent cleaning out the iPhones and iPads. Updating the operating system, killing all those apps that you once thought neat but haven't opened in 2 years, moving all the icons because there are holes where those deleted apps used to be, going through all the remaining apps to get rid of unwanted notifications and location tracking. Phew! What's this? Apple just released the next update to the operating system? Aargh!

Did you know that if you are gawking when you drive across the Golden Gate Bridge it is very possible that you will sail right past the exit that leads you straight to your destination in San Jose? If this happens the alternative is to wander a bit in downtown San Francisco. Okay, wander a lot. However, unlike the trip when we tried to rely on the Blond GPS lady, the Google Maps phone app led us out of the maze with ease and without a single "Recalculating."

I can't say as much for printed Google directions. On our drive from Fresno to Sonoma County, carefully following those printed turn-by-turn directions resulted in our being abruptly dumped deep into the California Maritime Academy campus in Vallejo. Go figure.

Based on the paltry dried husks the pecan tree dropped earlier in the summer, it appeared that this would be an off year, pecan-wise. That's normal - pecan trees usually produce in every-other-year cycles. However, every morning the squirrels sit in the tree, gnawing on green pecans and dropping the husks onto the roof.

I think they do it just to annoy me - there's plenty of tree not overhanging the roof where they can sit and drop shells, but they much prefer right over my head. And there are a lot more pecans up there than I expected. Unless the squirrels eat them all.

American Statesman headline of the week: "Sex assault suspect arrested after holding tortoise ransom." I'm not even going to speculate.

And you will be glad to hear that in Austin it is now illegal to use bullhooks on your elephants. I love this town.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Things that go beep in the night

We've all experienced the beep in the night. For some reason the middle of the night is the time that the smoke detector battery chooses to inform you that it's dying. There's no ignoring it. Just when you decide that it's not going to go off again and you are about to drift back to sleep, it beeps. Again. Persistently. Endlessly.

Barb told me the other morning that we had one going off (there are some benefits of having a hearing loss), but couldn't tell which room it was coming from. So, one goes and stands in various rooms and listens attentively, hoping to catch a beep, and close in on the source. Good luck with that.

We finally narrowed it down to the bonus room, so I swapped out the battery in the smoke detector there and a few hours later was rewarded with another beep! Even with a brand new battery. I've had smoke detectors to go bad and beep regardless of battery freshness, so I disconnected the battery and put "smoke detector" on the shopping list.

The next morning I heard another beep. Definitely not the un-powered smoke detector. More standing, more listening. Aha! The house alarm system keypad. Had to make a trip to the electronics store for that battery, but now I knew I could put the battery back in the smoke detector. All was well until yet another series of beeps the next evening! What else is there? Ah, the carbon monoxide detector! Which begs the question - was this the source of all the beeps in the first place.

At any rate, there is nothing else in that room that can go beep. Maybe.

All that reminds me of some friends who were on a trip some time back and had just settled into their motel room, only to hear a mysterious and persistent beep from somewhere in the room. They searched high and low to no avail and finally called the front desk.

A maintenance person came and checked out the room smoke detector, which was not beeping, and then helped our friends search for the source. They all but destroyed that room looking for the origin of the noise and finally gave up. Stuffing toilet paper in their ears to block out the noise, they spent a restless night.

The next morning they expressed their displeasure to management and got comped for the room, along with fervent apologies for the restless night. As they were getting into their car to leave, our friend opened her purse - to discover that her new, still unfamiliar phone was beeping about an unanswered message!

What would your response be to that revelation? Go back and apologize? Pay for the comped room? Or quickly drive away, culprit phone in hand.

Monday, August 10, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 8.10.2015

The tree saga(s) continue at our house. First, there's the humongous stump left from the biggest fallen tree on Memorial Day weekend. I called a guy who specializes in grinding stumps. He said he could turn it into a big pile of sawdust with about a day's worth of grinding and the majority of a $1,000 bill. Think I'll plant a bush in front of it. Or maybe take up chain-saw art and make a bear, or a longhorn steer, or a bus out of it.

Next, I got a call from Austin Energy. Since they had already come previously to repair power lines because of my fallen trees, they want to be proactive about some other trees near their lines. There are at present two smaller trees adorned with green ribbons (trim) and two with red ribbons (take 'em down). The good news is that they will haul away everything they cut down, and the better news is that the biggest tree is actually on my neighbor's property.

And then, we returned from a trip last week to find... you guessed it. More downed tree limbs. Not the pecan this time - but a fig tree on the side of the house.
 I just wish it had come down a couple of weeks ago when it was full of figs that I couldn't reach without a ladder. Fig season is over and now the stupid fig tree falls over! It's not safe to be a tree in our yard, I've decided.

Last summer Barb and I visited Mt Rainer, and I reported then that - after signing up for the tour - we were given instructions about what to do if Rainier decided to turn from an inactive volcano into an active one. This summer we spent a couple of days on the Northern California coast and noticed an abundance of signs with this message:
One sees these sorts of signs when you drive up and down the San Andreas Fault. By the way - the instructions are the same for Tsunamis as for volcanoes. Get to higher ground. Yeah, right.

Rental car on this trip was one of those key-less vehicles. They hand you a fob and as long as you have it in your pocket you can start the car. If you lose it, you have a big paperweight on your hands.

Monday, August 3, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 8.3.2015

Well, we avoided triple digits in ATX for as long as we could, but last week the temps reached that milestone. All in all, it hasn't been too bad, but now the heat index is around 6,000 degrees, so staying inside in the cool is the order of the day.

The Men's National Soccer Team finished 4th in the CONCACAF Gold Cup tournament - games they were supposed to win. Maybe we should have played the Women's National Team, instead.

I was killing time at the Starbucks in the Domain, our hoity-toity shopping district while waiting for nearby Dillard's to open, and checked my phone to log onto the WiFi. I counted 34 nearby establishments offering wireless hotspots.

Guess what didn't run into me this week:
The Google self-driving car and I crossed paths. While the car is doing all the work, there are actually 2 occupants at all times,  manning all the instrumentation that records how everything is going. The most noticeable feature of the car is the spinning camera gizmo on the top. When you get close, you also notice the little sensors on all four corners, but they look more or less  like rear-view mirrors.

For the few blocks our paths were the same, it looked to be doing just fine; it even slowed down and moved over for a bicyclist.

There was an article in the paper about an Austin guy "Everesting" - on a bicycle. The feat consists of riding a bike uphill for a total gain of 29,000 feet in elevation. Of course, in Austin, we don't have 29,000 feet of continuous up, so the dude accomplished this by riding up Big View Drive, in the River Place area 70 times. And then of course, down the hill 70 times, but those don't count.

Among the stringent rules, set forth by an Australian web site, is the requirement that it has to done in one attempt - no stopping and starting - so Andy Coulbeck, a 51-year-old software developer originally from Leicester, England started out at 5 p.m. Saturday night and finished about 7 p.m. Sunday evening. Friends brought him food and water and kept him company through the wee hours of the morning. Gotta love this town.

And here's an ad I saw in the Sunday paper:
I'm guessing that overeating is not one of the True Causes covered in the Seminar.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 7.27.2015

I mentioned a few weeks back that I have been digitally scanning the packets of photo prints that we have accumulated over the years, with good intentions to put them in binders someday. You know what they say about good intentions. Toward the end of the print developing era the film processors began including CDs of the prints, so that really helped speed things along.

So, having finished the Walmart and Walgreen packets, I have turned to the 8 or 10 binder albums that do contain the earlier photographic history of this branch of the Anderson family. And once again, I encourage you - nay, strongly advise you - go get out your albums or shoe boxes or whatever and with a soft-lead pencil, or an archival ink pen made specifically for that purpose, put some dates and names on the backs of those pictures.

And, if your pictures are not in archival-quality sleeves and albums, your heirs will benefit greatly if you tend to that chore at once. A few years back we did take the Hodge-podge collection of albums and moved everything to photo-safe plastic sleeves in uniform binders.

Unfortunately, it was too late for many of the earliest photographs. Who knew, 50 years ago, that gluing prints onto craft paper, or worse, using the sticky page type albums was the kiss of death for pictures? So there is a stretch of time where pictures are marred, or large blobs are missing, or where ordinary glue has soaked through the backing.

Our earliest snapshots were in black and white, and measured a miniscule 3.3 inches square. The color prints that began showing up are faded, or the colors have shifted to pale oranges and greens. Many are out of focus, or fuzzy; I don't remember our first cameras, but they obviously weren't very good. Interestingly, there are a few Polaroid prints in the mix that have retained a clarity and sharpness of color that really stands out.

The time-consuming part of this project is physically removing the prints from the album pages, marking them so I can get them back in the albums correctly, carefully positioning them on the flat bed of the scanner so that they will be in the right sequence, then putting them back.

After scanning, I enter what few dates and notes that exist into the metadata of the digital images. Fortunately, my scanning software can identify up to 6 pictures in a single scan, but it is still a tedious project.

And that's a whole lot more about my scanning project than you wanted to know.

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

On the matter of the missing cobra...

Keeping Austin Weird is easy.

It seems that a young man was recently found in his parked car, suffering from cardiac arrest. In the investigation of his subsequent death, it was determined, perhaps, that the gentleman had perished as the result of a bite from a venomous cobra. This was largely determined because the young man had other reptiles in the self-same car, there was a snake-style puncture wound on his wrist, and he was known to be the owner of a deadly monocled cobra - which just happened to be missing.

The monocled cobra is the snake you typically identify as the swaying reptile, head flared, round "monocle" pattern on the back of the head, rising from the basket as the Indian Fakir plays his flute. Yep, that's the one.
 And did I mention that said vehicle was parked at the Lowe's home store just up the road, a scant couple of miles from our house? In front of a store with a big parking lot - and a garden center? And next to this Lowe's is a Walmart with an even bigger parking lot and garden center? And on the other side is a CarMax with about 12 acres of parked vehicles?

Just when most of us were pretty certain that we were not going anywhere near that area of Austin ever again, and just hours before animal control officers set out to search the now-closed garden center, a CarMax employee found a deceased cobra on the access road, having encountered a vehicle or two while trying to cross the road. So the police joyfully announced they had a dead cobra and were going to confirm that it was indeed the right snake. Puzzling that, because, as my son pointed out, just how many monocled cobras are there on the loose in Austin?

As it turns out, it is rather difficult to identify cobra venom in the human system, let alone which specific cobra injected it. And the police now say that this was a possible suicide. Really? I'm pretty sure they are talking about the young man, and not the snake, which in a moment of regret and remorse slithered in front of an on-coming vehicle.

There's a lot to like about this town, but please, no more missing snakes.

Monday, July 20, 2015

Monday Meanderings - 7.20.2015

Barb and I were discussing the frequency of changing the sheets on our bed. You know, every few days, once a week, every two weeks? What was optimal? She didn't think helpful my observation that when I was in college, I changed my sheets every semester, whether they needed it or not. Usually.

I think we have fetched up on the shores of summer. It's hot here in ATX, dear hearts.I may have mentiond this last week, but it's still hot so I'll mention it again. And probably mention it a few more times, I'm pretty sure.

Our fig trees are over-achieving this year. These are the self-same trees that, years ago, when I mentioned to an experienced gardener friend of ours that I had just planted three fig trees, he replied, "You better hope that two of them die." They didn't and from time to time we are up to our elbows in figs. Figs on the driveway, figs on the trash cans, figs on the outside A/C unit, and if you step foot under the trees, gummy, sticky figs on the bottom of your shoes!

I love me some strawberry-fig preserves, but the bad news is that figs are not on my diet at the moment, so in preparation for when they are back on the menu I slipped some shopping bags over my shoes and picked a bucket of figs from the low-hanging branches (had I been able to reach the top of the trees I would have had a barrel of figs) and froze them. And since the Fredricksburg peaches are abundant this year, I'm going to freeze a batch of them as well and in a few weeks I'm going to have a fruit fest!

Alas, after last years bumper crop, this year's pecan harvest appears to have come to this:
At least one can hope that the absence of pecans will give the tree limbs a rest this year. By the way, I have no idea why my thumb looks dirty in this picture. I wash my hands often. Really. At least once a semester.

I have finished the Robert E. Lee book at the studio - except for the 90 pages of detailed notes and sources in the back of the book. After Lee's surrender to Grant, he accepted the position of President of Washington College (after his death renamed Washington & Lee College). He is content to live out his life in obscurity at what was at the time a backwater institution.

His wife, on the other hand, spent the rest of her years battling the U.S. Government for redress and compensation for illegally seizing the family estate overlooking Washington -  now the burial place of some 7,000 Union soldiers, put there in large part at the hand of her husband. We of course, know this as Arlington National Cemetery. It was an interesting read.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Tech Wednesday

A few computer related thoughts, both old and new, that have come to my attention lately. The new has to do with this bad boy:
File it under "Memory Loss" - something that I'm becoming familiar with these days. Powered up the desktop and all it did was beep at me. Annoyingly. Consistently. Tried the usual; power off, power on; unplug the cable, plug it back. Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Called the computer dude who makes service calls, and when he showed up the next day, I turned the system on and it booted perfectly!

I'm standing there thinking bad words, and he said, "I'm that good!" But in the long run he did make it go Beep! and now all is well with that system. Now if I could just get my iPad to quit closing apps immediately after opening them.

Both old and new. I was at the tire place this past week, and the technician printed out my service ticket - on a dot matrix printer.
The noisy little printers had not crossed my mind in a long time, but I discovered that not only are they still in use, they are still being produced, and they are not cheap!

The really old has to do with these pictures I came across. This one is of the first IBM Disk Storage Unit - the model 350 - being loaded on an aircraft. Both the drive and the Airline are long obsolete. This particular unit provided the equivalent of a whopping 3.75MB of disk space! That would hold fewer than 100 average iPhone pictures.

The 2nd photo is an ad for early disk drives for the initial IBM Personal Computers. The capacity has been boosted up to an incredible 10MB, but look at the price! Still, the 10MB version costs only a single month's lease payment of the 350 Storage Unit above.

By contrast, I picked up a small (3x4x1/2 inch) 1 Terra-byte drive - roughly a million megabytes - a while back for about $50. No doubt they are cheaper now.

Oh, the memory stick above? It's 2 Gigabytes (2,000 Megabytes)  and set me back $12. Installed.