Monday, August 18, 2008

Funny nevertheless

This is making the rounds with claims that Julie Andrews, on her 69th birthday, made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP and sang the following version of "My Favorite Things."

Based on Ms. Andrews age, that would have been in 2004, but she lost the ability to sing after botched surgery in 1997, so this is another cyberlegend - but the lyrics have a special meaning to some of us anyway.

Try singing it as you read.

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

1 comment:

pat said...

Best line: back pain, confused brain and no need sinnin'

Right there!