Monday Meanderings - 9.8.2014

Today is serve out -  odds and ends from the inbox:

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

 If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds, when they already know you're broke?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?

And the statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK...then it's you!