News Release

For Immediate Release
April 1, 2013

INNOVATIVE TIRE COMPANY ANNOUNCES BLOG ACQUISITION

The Re-Tired Rubber Reclamation Company (dba Re-Tired) announced today that agreement has been reached to become the new owner and publisher of the wildly popular blog RetiredInAustin. Speaking from corporate headquarters in Buda, Texas, Hugo Pedang, Vice President for Corporate Conglomeration, said that the acquisition was a major step in presenting the unique story of the Re-Tired Rubber Reclamation Company and its innovative process for reclaiming and re-using rubber worn from automobile tires during normal driving.

"Our vacuum trucks will soon be as ubiquitous as the Google Street View cars," said Pedang, "sucking up the millions of pounds of rubber that have been worn down on the nation's streets and highways.  Once reclaimed and reprocessed by our secret and innovative patent-pending process, that previously wasted rubber will be used to recreate new tires, marketed under the "Re-Tired" brand."

"RetiredInAustin, which will soon be rebranded as Re-TiredInAustin, is our first effort in getting the word out to the networked world. We believe social media is the market place of the future, and in short order we plan to have other sites in major markets, such as Re-TiredInDallas and Re-TiredInTulia to help get the word out. Getting Re-Tired is the way to go, wherever you are!"

The previous author and publisher of RetiredInAustin, who wishes to remain anonymous, said, "I figured these guys couldn't be any less interesting than I've been the last couple of years, so why not? Plus, I got a new set of tires out of the deal; if they will get me there, I'm headed to the coast."