Read the label

We have all seen them. The ubiquitous warning label, most likely created by the legal department, that is applied to almost everything in the marketplace.

Here are some examples:

 Okay. Use the safe sword.

 But it's so much fun!

 That's clear to me.

 More than the content stinks?

 It's a tee shirt, people!

If you thought stepladders were dangerous.

 

 What? No wrestling?

 Open wide. Very wide.

 Makes sense.

You've been warned.